Jägermeister presents Up the Creek 2015 – it`s a festival:
29 January – 1 February 2015
25th Birthday – Party like you own it!
Creekers, we know that you are rambunctiously excited to know which bands will be playing at Jagermeister presents Up the Creek 2015. Bring out the whifflers to clear the path; come closer; hear hear! Round up your friends who suffer from Deipnophobia because their mother-in-laws wear Winklepickers; wake the fudgelling folk and phone your nearest and dearest friends; your annual weekend of sheer joyful abandon at the Breede River awaits!
The good news is that none of our stages will be overlapping, so you will not be subject to spaghettification – that is, “the process by which you would be stretched and ripped apart by such gravitational forces.” Shame on those quomodocunquizing clusterfists that put up callithumpian parades to discombobulate the audience. What a waste! Do it properly we say!
With no further ado then dear folk, herewith the first band confirmations of our fabulous 2015 line up:
Zebra & Giraffe, Shortstraw, aKING, Bye Beneco, Al Bairre, The Black Cat Bones, Taxi Violence, Red Huxley, Manouche, December Streets, Hot Water, Piet Botha, Grassy Spark, Kite Rider, The Kiffness and Diamond Thug. We know. Habromania right?
That is why we will give you a breather before we announce more bands in October!
Sign up for a 2015 sticker and stand the chance of winning awesome prizes:
We would love to send you a postcard and your very own Up The Creek 2015 sticker for your car’s back windscreen, directly to your postbox. Fill in your details here (https://www.facebook.com/UpTheCreek.MusicFestival/app_128953167177144 ) and look out for that friendly envelope in your mail.
- Also, once you have uploaded your details via this #Creekspotter app, you will automatically be entered to win a set of double weekend tickets. Two winners will be randomly selected. T’s&C’s apply.
- Apply your sticker, take a photo, and tag @Upthe_Creek using the hashtag #CreekSpotter. Anyone that spots the sticker in traffic can also enter via Twitter to stand a chance of winning our monthly #CreekSpotter prize. Up for grabs is a set of double weekend tickets from September through to January. T’s&C’s apply.
Type, mail, stick, click. Good luck!
Once again Sedgwicks Old Brown are sharing the warmth and creating a food court like no other. Under their Bedouin you’ll be privy to a comfort and vibe as only Sedgwicks can share.The Cape Town food trucks contingent are journeying up to the Creek to bring you the widest range of delicious food. And in true Sedwicks style it just keeps getting better, your breakfast will be accompanied by live music next year and giveaways will be a plenty. Groking won’t be accepted (when is it ever!?) but you can absolutely bibble away to your hearts` content.
If you want to rock out in a little more comfort, then the Heartbreak Motel is for you. There are two options of pre-pitched tents, hot showers, toilets, buffet breakfast and other luxuries.
Graceland Tent: R3350 for two (Thurs-Sun)
Cadillac Tent: R2750 for two (Thurs-Sun)
For more info and bookings go to:https://www.heartbreakmotel.co.za/up-the-creek-music-festival/rates/
Ticket sales are open: R750.00 at http://utc.nutickets.co.za/ – Tickets are for whole weekend access only (arrive any day Thurs – Sun).
We will keep next year’s festival the same comfortable size you’ve come to love, however unfortunately no under 18`s at Up the Creek 2015.
Come as you are dear Creeker: baimaidens, benedicks, gaberlunzies, baffonas, funambulists, play play widgeons – all welcome!
*Here’s page 2 of our always growing Up The Creek dictionary:
Rambunctious – adj. Uncontrollably exuberant.
Whiffler – noun. Somebody who walks in front of you through a crowd, waving a chain or an axe in order to clear your path.
Fudgel – verb. Pretending to work when you’re not actually doing anything at all.
Deipnophobia –noun. The morbid fear of dinner parties especially when the in-laws are involved.
Winklepicker –noun. Style of shoe or boot in the 1950s with a sharp and long pointed toe.
Quomodocunquizing – verb. “To make money in any possible way.” It’s been used in 1652 by Thomas Urquhart, who wrote: Those quomodocunquizing clusterfists and rapacious varlets.
Callithumpian – noun. Refers to a band of discordant instruments or a noisy parade.
Discombobulate – verb. To confuse.
Habromania – noun. Extreme euphoria.
Groke – adv. To look at somebody while they’re eating in the hope that they’ll give you some of their food.
Bibble – adv. To eat and/or drink noisily.
Benedick – noun. A newly married husband, especially one formerly a confirmed bachelor.
Gaberlunzie – noun. A wanderer.
Baimaiden – noun. A female underground miner.
Baffona –noun. A woman with a slight moustache.
Funambulist – noun. A tightrope walker.
Widgeon – noun. Freshwater ducks with light crowns.